When it’s true, it’s true!

• How do you get a guitar player to turn down the volume? Put sheet music in front of him.
• How does a guitar player make a million dollars? He starts out with seven million.
• What do you call a musician without a girlfriend? Homeless.
• A seven-year-old boy tells his dad, “When I grow up, I want to be a musician.” Dad says, “I’m sorry, son. You can’t have it both ways.”
• What’s the difference between a puppy and a singer-songwriter? Eventually the puppy stops whining.

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